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NO FRIED CHICKEN? BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU! SACRILEGE OF THE YUMMY FOODS! I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN LOUDLY! WHAT! NO FRIED CHICKEN!
~~~~ WISH YOU LUCK SQUIDEHEAD (Is it Squid? I keep on Mistaking it)
HOPE YOU Survive though. Must be awful
(Being Mean and Secretly glad)
We should start an EVIL-ADULTS-ISH-EVILSH-Campaign.
Bumpity Bump~
lucariokom <========= Inh Gaeynmh Naeymh (IGN In case you don’t speak fjrklvgc)
——————– MAO MAO MAO MAO———————
Lol. You crack me up… So what if you are 9? I’m 400! Lol, okay bye.
/Face plant/
And is your name pronounced Mee-doe-zas-pee?I’m probably the only one here that listens to Anime theme/ character songs as well as their openings and endings.
HETALIA FTW
Oh yes.
Tako, I think I remember my password. Look in your inbox for this EC forum thing k?Tell me how to use the cracked launcher? I’ve got no idea how to use it. D:
I might be getting on to the account soon.
But I’ll be off quite often too, YIKES! PSLE!It’s KHR dood. KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN ROCKS!! NARUTO ROCKS!!! WOOOHOOOOO!
Any KHR fans here? Let’s roleplay!
Kufufu, kufufu, kufufu no fu!Hibari is cool. I want his swishy cloak.
Yuni is badass, she’s goddamn awesome.
Hibari is just like sasuke. Overly ‘hn’ing
Neji is goddamn emo, but he’s destined to end up with tenten
Temari does not think that it is too troublesome to go out with Shikamaru
Shikamaru disagrees.
Sakura wants to kill naruto.
Naruto is hiding.
Yamato is a ghoul in disguise.
Ibiki thinks that his scars are cool.
Itachi hates people asking him whether he needs a hand to cross the road or whether he is fine carrying such a heavy load of groceries because he’s old.
Tsuna is scared of reborn.
Reborn knows it and is smirking.
Kyoko has oblivious sparkles around her.
Haru loves to cosplay.
Mukuro does too.
The author thinks it would be a crack pairing if Mukuro and Haru end up together.
Mukuro is kufufu-ing, ready to stab the author with a giant fork
Mukuro corrects it, IT IS A TRIDENT YOU STUPID AUTHOR, NOT A FORK!
Gokudera hates baseball
Yamamoto loves it.
The author is supportive of Yaoi and wants a pairing of 5980.
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pull out a mandrake in his presence and/or make fun of his distinct lack of facial features while doing so.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
The Rules of Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard” while skipping off to the Headmaster’s office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is “after my lucky charms”.
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It’s taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus’s “time of the month”.
10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand.
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they’re real animals.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is “Extra Herbology Work”.
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherin’s and Gryffindor’s in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of “The Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official “Hug A Slytherin Day”.
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, “BURN!” Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not use the phrase, “Get a Life” when talking to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full”.
25) I will not make, “OMGWTF” a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, “BAM” every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they’re “covered in bee’s”.
29) “I’ve heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
30) I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “Told you I was Hard Core”.
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin.
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33) I will not start every potion’s class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
34) I will not call the Weasely twins, “bookends”.
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
36) I do not have an Emmett Cullen Patronus.
37) I will not lick Trevor the toad.
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, “Firewhiskey”.
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween and ask Harry if he forgives me for what I’ve done.
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight’s Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, ‘Ni’ from various directions.
42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
43) “To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not a career choice.
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape or Draco Malfoy is the Voice of God.
45)I will not ask Sirius if he’s really serious.
VONGOLA FAMILY FOREVAAAAA! Unless you’re Bya bya. He’sCute.
YAYYYYYY! TAKO YOU WATCH KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!!! WOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOO!OMG OMG OMG OMG! KHR FOR THE WIN!!!!! TSUNA AND GIOTTO IS AWESOME!!!!!!
KUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
Oh, do you go to fanfiction.net?snowballs of course, it takes a lot of plugins and time to add guns, anyway, i think it’s an awesome idea!!
It’s not fair, I was scammed by duhpedo for diamonds for 20 k, he has been banned bt I never got my money back. The mods are so slows s unfair, and it had been a few months or weeks alreAdy
Can I work as a farmer? I have spare mycelium blocks, but I am in a different town. So am I still eligible for the job? I have stacks of carrots and potatoes and wheat. Can’t think or a way to get rid of them. So I’ll applie for farmer.
Looking forward to visit dimme’s fallen town, lotta loot to be taken.
Didnt really like dimme, kinda rude. So…. Tell me when his town falls. Looking forward to it !!!!!!!
