[ZevgunsParticipant]

Hello Guys! In EternalCracked, people say they sell their stuff waaaaay too expensive. Well, think again, because I will make you think diffrently (spelling error).
We will discover how much a Toni303 is worth.
And then, we will discover, will Toni303 protect you from AIDS and an explosion in real life?
To know a Toni303’s price, we will need to know it’s way the Toni303 is shaped. Is it handsome and what colour is it?
Well first handsomeness, It is the easy question.
Because we can see the Toni303 has a smooth voice. Those are good news, because it’s price won’t go down. Next the body. Well, bad news for that, because it will cost a lot more if we can see through it. But it doesn’t mean it’s worthless. Next, the face. We dont need to talk about that. One Toni303 and it can attract the chicks and female players. And the last, color. These are great news, because the rarest Toni303 colour is RANDOM!
Now lets combine the price of the full Toni303… and the price is…!!!
$0.01
That is right. That is how much it is worth.
Now the final question, is is safe to wear it? Is it?
NOPE
Well too bad it is not safe because you are wearing a Toni303, not a super-adorable Stephano the chicken outfit. Yes, Toni303 is the sharpest player, but it’s a player! Not a mineral! Inside the Toni303, are full of C17H21NO4. Cocaine. Makes it handsome but weak. However, with a quick, strong swipe of his sword, you cannot damage his wonderfulness as it is not very effective!
All that effort for nothing unless you have a Super-Duper-Mega-Ultimate Butter where you can slap him with!
Check this YouTube video. It will explain better than me.

And my final word is: Don’t complain about how expensive diamonds are in EC.
Buy a Toni303!

And that, my good sirs, is my 301st reply! As every youtube video. I will freeze at 301 for about a day and will continue making funny replies for you all to enjoy!
Regards,
The One And Only ZevGuns!

(⌐■_■) Deal with it.

[ZevgunsParticipant]

Dessertman

[ZevgunsParticipant]

Is there a mob called the enderdragong? I wonder, hmmmmm….

[ZevgunsParticipant]

Wither was really hard to make, so it may not be that good :/

PirateBotty 😉

[ZevgunsParticipant]

Anyways, I’m starting a hobby to make speed arts. So just insert your IGN in the comments and I’ll try to make you.
I’m a noob at this so practice makes perfect. 😛
Try not to wear inapp skins plz.

• This reply was modified 11 years, 3 months ago by  Zevguns.

[ZevgunsParticipant]

Lawl wat…

[ZevgunsParticipant]

1. Why do you need so many links? (They don’t work)
2. You posted this on another thread
3. That’s spam

After seeing this, I’m sure the mods will unban you.
Yeah, totally, not leaving a bump on your thread and putting it on another, who wouldn’t unban him?

[ZevgunsParticipant]

I thought he broke both :/
Anyways, Get well soon.

[ZevgunsParticipant]

Happy 9 months birthday to this post!

[ZevgunsParticipant]

^ pretty ironic eh?

[ZevgunsParticipant]

http://www.Bandicam.com

Well sometimes when you use Bandicam to record tutorials, it always want to say “Hey! This Guy Is Using Bandicam!”
And it annoyingly puts the Bandicam.com thing on the top of Everything!

[ZevgunsParticipant]

I wonder how you typed this :/

[ZevgunsParticipant]

After reading this, I was so tempted to do this.

Jerk Or Joke?

I also noticed you typed “Kill the human”
I’m not good at pvp on minecraft but I’m great in pvp in real life 😉
(jk)

[ZevgunsParticipant]

You don’t need two threads do you? -.-
The link does not work and the files are not public…

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